Joanie Pacheco

Funk Queen of Everything

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Motto
Funkus et Officia: Dancemus Ad Astra!
Company
USAJOBS
Job Title
Funk Queen
Education
Sonoma State University
Hogwarts House
Gryffindor

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Joanie Pacheco, the dazzling Funk Queen of San Francisco, is a woman of many talents and an endless supply of charisma. Currently reigning over USAJOBS, Joanie has masterfully combined her love for funk music with her knack for navigating the world of federal employment—because who says you can’t groove while getting things done? With two years under her belt at USAJOBS, she’s become known for infusing rhythm into recruitment processes that would otherwise be as exciting as watching paint dry.

Before claiming her crown in the funk realm, Joanie was a Gardener-Sailor with USA Today—a role that perfectly suited her adventurous spirit and green thumb. Whether she’s tending to plants or sailing the high seas (or just pretending to), she brings flair wherever she goes.

An esteemed graduate from Sonoma State University, where she earned a BA in “Funkology,” Joanie also dabbled at Santa Barbara City College—though we’re not entirely sure what went down there! Fluent in Spanish (thanks to her Duolingo certification), she"s ready to charm audiences across borders.

When she"s not busy spreading joy and rhythm through federal job listings or gardening tips, you might find Joanie organizing local dance-offs or hosting impromptu jam sessions. With an infectious laugh and a twinkle in her eye, this San Francisco gem knows how to make life feel like one big funky festival!

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